3...2....1... Lift-off!!

As u all shud've known by now,
our first m'sian astronaut is high up in the depths of space...
~.~
well, not really....
they're only managed to get as far as to da
International Space Station (ISS)
... which is abt 160km from Earth
eh... at least they got higher than da Petronas Twin Towers kae?
dats something to be proud of, right?
=.=

hmm.... i wonder.....

Meet our two fly boys..
One is Dr. Dunowad and the other shud be Mr. StillDunowad
if u ask me..
i duno why da hell the m'sian gov decided to send a "dr." & a "mr." up there.

da guy on da right shud be dr. dunowad
and da left.. mr. stilldunowad
(and i think one of them is trying to steal Ghey Foo's yengness pose)

i think these were da guys dat hijacked da Russian
space craft to reach da ISS
=x

hey, something's fishy abt those two...
notice da resemblance?
they seem like they're both from a same race..
which starts wiz a "M"...
and i'm wondering why m'sia wouldn't send someone
from a race dat starts wiz a "C"...
or an "I"
it sounds much better anyway..
=x

juz kidding...
they juz "borrowed" it... okay?
or better still... "tumpang-ed"
anyhow, they lifted-off sometime tis week
wednesday.. if im not mistaken..

i duno how da flight went
coz i DON'T... i repeat... DON'T EVER
read da local papers...

courtesy of nicky san's blog,
i found out dat its a 11 day trip for da duo
and da space craft is named "Soyuz"
(i'm sure da name's from a fusion of malay n russian)
~.~

since i DON'T read da papers...
i'm still baffled of their mission n purpose up there..
its not like those two have da skills to maintain da ISS
or maybe they're on a secret mission opted by our PM..
to take space-view spy pics of our rival countries!!
... like s'pore

wadda??!.. i only see a d**k shaped country..
oh, oh there it is.....

imagine them each "smuggling" a 5 megapixel camera up in da ISS
den secretly taking "distinct" pics of our rival countries...
whoa.. it would be like a 007 movie...
m'sia taking part in international espionage
zzz...
P.S. i took da above pic from Google Earth... duh....

or maybe..
their utmost important mission is
to research how m'sian foods taste in outer space...
one great idea from basara yi
is to see whether da nasi lemak will "cao sui"
or not in outer space

picture tis.... but floating around da ISS in zero gravity

another food dat's a possibility is

try making tis at zero gravity...

imagine them trying to canai da roti without gravity..
da dough would juz fly around da space station..
and without a grill...
how would they cook it?
maybe they could use da after burners underneath da rocket

got da idea??

and by far da craziest idea i've got is
experimenting on how to make teh tarik at zero gravity...

see? even da comic guys think alike..

boy... da guys at da ISS is gonna be soooo pissed...
well, thank God its only an 11 day mission..
... or is it?

the m'sian gov spent abt RM9mil on this whole project..
which accorning to gingy lee,
would provide over 30 scholarships for well deserving students
like her...
=.=
da whole 9mil... juz to prove dat we CAN send
our people to outer space...
but...
(there's always a but..)
did we say anything abt bringing them bek down???

umm.. oops...
or in other words... alamak!
Pak Lah would call in a sudden press conference saying,

"itu sembilan juta hanya untuk satu hala saje??! A-LA-MAK!!"
*hits his forehead

And soon, those two smiley faces of our proud fly boys
would suddenly turn green...
~.~
with da words "WTF" written all over them...

after dat..
Mahathir would step in for situation control..

"kami akan cuba sedaya upaya untuk bawa mereka berdua balik dengan selamat"

giving his usual reassuring and inspiring speech
... of false hopes..

after a decade or so..
they would have found out a way to bring them back..

" kami bercadang menggunakan tali yang panjang-panjang untuk tarik mereka balik "

dat time,
da guy's faces up there would turn even greener..
@.@

By the way...
according to basara yi,
spacemen in da US is called astronauts..
in Rusia, they're called cosmonauts
in M'sia?

wiz both basara yi's n mine combine,
our "indegenius" minds came out wiz da term..
"CAN-NAUTS"
aka..
"kenots"
=.=
(u'll get the point...)

MISSION CONTROL: " umm.. Pak Lah, we have a problem"