happy february da 14th

As Expected...

Its february the 14th,
its time to go out, have fun & get laid
(da 3rd choice is for those 18 & above only =x)

Incidentally,
someone told me not to wear black today
coz black = ghey (strictly on valentine's =.=)
So, white muz mean u are straight..
grey = somewhere in da middle
and
blue = u're an idiot
green = same as blue

As for all da despo's out there without a valentine,
try goin out wiz black on ur back
at least u could hook a few guys instead xD
* i've made a mental note not to mention Foo
when writing abt tis particular section =x *
*corrections* : white = single bt not lookin
pink = single & lookin
n supposedly
red = in a relationship

Chronicles Of A Broken Heart

As a change of scenery,
i've "decided" to go solo tis valentine's T.T

it feels kinda refreshing
without having to follow the same routine
from the past 3 years ~.~

here's an elaborate yet comprehensible
explanation for da so called "routine"
Note: time line starts from 14th february sharp

12.00am
Boy calls ger. Both exchange wishes aka
saying "happy V-day" to each other.
Both engages on some pointless yet
interesting conversation for two hours.
Boy checks remaining credit in cell &
faints immediately till dawn.

8.00am
Boy wakes up. Sends usual "good morning" sms
to ger & goes bek to bed. Ger NEVER replied.
Assumes she is still sleeping =.=.

10.00am
Boy wakes up... for real. Sends "good morning..
again" sms to ger. Ger still NEVER replied.
Assumes she is still sleeping =.=".

11.30am
Ger wakes up and replies sms. Finally... =x
Both engage in vigorous sms-ing for
at least 4-5 hours. =.=

4.30pm
Boy picks up flowers from florist.. namely
white lily's w/ pink roses. Availability of roses
depends on price =x.

5.00pm
Boy picks up really really really really
really really expensive pressie from house.
Note: Pressie bought one week in advance xD

6.00pm
Boy ends up at ger's doorsteps. Boy feeling
exhausted =.= .

6.30pm
Both eventually ends up having dinner
at a cheapo restaurant.. Sometimes even
a hawker center. All bcoz da boy pokai
from buyin da really x5 expensive gift.

7.30pm
Both forces selves to watch wadever
lame movies available. Ger's treat xD.
*sorry, but events dat take place in the
cinema along the duration of the movie
will not be disclosed as content may
be sensitive & personal

9.30pm
Both wanders around current location
and eventually finds a place to sit down
and watch the crowd pass by. Both engages
in a fruitful conversation which ends up to
be pointless.
At some point, the following will happen:
There was absolute silence.
Boy stares straight into ger's eyes.
Ger does the same.
Tis lasted for approximately 15 seconds.
Boy finally breaks the silence.
Boy: I feel pathetic.
Ger: Yea. Me too. Lets go home.
Boy: 'kay.

10.00pm
Both heads home.

11.00pm
At home, boy reaches for cell.
But bo lat to move da fingers.
Hence, boy goes straight to bed.

Next morning, boy ends up with endless
sms n phone calls as to why he didn't
reply her laz nite =.=
END of STORY

Important Note:
Actual events may vary from those stated above. Actual
time stamps may vary on weekdays and weekends.

and dats the end to a fun yet kinda pointless Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Day to Plue xD