Transformers da Game, Part Duex

after all tis time...
after all these anticipations..
after all these false hopes..
=.=

i finally got da taste of the transformers game
all thx to digi shang's bittorent download

digi shang wiz his all black outfit

and i can't tell u how excited i was
to be able to play a game dat actually WORKS
in my laptop

so i got da dvd courtesy of nicky san
wiz digi shang's transformers durned inside

and everything ran SMOOTHLY this time

....
thank God...

even da installation process looked strangely satisfying... xD

after all was done..
i opened da game for da first time..
and tought..
" hell. im so gonna have fun wiz tis!! "

for da first hour,
i was getting so high playing Bumblebee
i was passing every mission wiz ease
and i noticed there were time limits for some of da missions

eat rubber.. A-holes

seafood anyone??

okaaayyy..
dats reasonable..
a time limit could add a lil' spice into da game

later on..
i felt like all da fighting moves
were cliche's
there's only a 3 move combo for every robot

okaayy..
tis was unexpected..
da lame-ness was startin to rise..

and while i was playin autobots..
da damn police n army kept shooting at me!!!
i mean..
aren't i one of da GOOD guys??
why da hell are u shooting at me??
im tryin to save ur asses for crying out loud!!

look at those puny idiots.. ~.~

since u're shooting at me.. i'll juz park at da roof.. =.=

den came da decepticons..
da first level was juz a pain in the ass
i had to shoot down 20 aircrafts while flyin in the air??!
controlling blackout while flying was like
teaching a monkey to ride a bike..
but twice as hard!!!

now..
da lame-ness truly revealed itself..
almost EVERY single mission has a time limit..
so i was passing every single level in a blink of an eye..
as a result.. i finished da whole game in about 5 hours
=.=

den came da sang-ing part..
which is da only part dat i really had fun wiz tis game

there's like giant props tru out da game..
donuts...
burgers..
fries...
electric guitars..
golf bags..
giant tires..
and da list goes on..

wreaking havoc wiz a giant baseball bat??

Mmm.. donut...

Mmm... hotdog...

can't destroy anything wiz a empty stomach...

its kinda fun seeing megatron trying to level a whole city
wiz an electric guitar
xD

i think i'll join a rockband

quitting da conquering-the-world business & getting into pro golf

what do u do when u find da tallest building??
climb for a scenic view of coz...

some of da upside is..
da destructable surroundings..
maybe TOO destructable..
the buildings seem to be made outta cardboard
and da cars outta taufu..
=.=
and almost every single thing is throw-able..

all in all..
do i recommend tis game??
of coz not..
duh....
but for those despo's out there..
tis is da game for u