Guys from Mars, Girls from Venus (pt I)

Here's a little productive post, inspired by the conversation with a dear friend currently taking up psychology major. =)
Hope it serves as a guide for all the despo guys out there. =p

I have known this almost all my life, and yet it baffles me that guys who are 20-something, 30-something, 40-something and so on have no knowledge on how the female mind works.

They keep thinking, "I want her, so I must be her friend first."
I partially have women to blame because some of them use the stupidest excuses to reject men like, "I don't know you well enough yet" and "Can't we just be friends?" because this tends to lead men on to believe that becoming a woman's close friend will eventually lead to ripping her clothes off on the bed and making sweet love WITH her consent.

And I always don't want to speak my mind when I read shit like this on forums indirectly hinting that they plan to become friends with a girl first before making a move, OR making a move on a girl who's already their friend.

So here's your wake up call.

Once you are a girl's friend, you are nothing more.

If you have plenty of female friends then good on you, at least you have female friends; I personally find female friends useless (it's like a car without petrol in the middle of the desert)
But that's a story for another day.
My point is, keep your friends. And if you develop feelings for a female friend of yours, you have to choose between two options- either ruin your friendship with her forever and tell her you like her, or forget about it and go date someone else. Somehow, i've personally done extensive research on this, and even tested it out before, don't ask me how though. =.="

So kids, today's topic of interest is about The Friend Zone.



Rest assured there'll be a sequel to this, so just remain seated and tune in frequently. =)

P.S. Exam's next week zzzzz so don't expect an update anytime soon.
Cheers =)